I stand up when I Pee There's nothing that weird about me

Yes I can stand up to pee, well what do you expect my mom married her brother so I am a hermaphrodite I got both the male and female parts. My cousin/brother/husband really likes it that way mostly because mine is bigger than his. I even have woken up a few times to find my male part inside of my female part or inside of my husband. My brother/husband think thats how I got pregnant with my stupid kids. He says we need to get a paternity test to find out if he or I or the family dog is the father. But then again he is way smarter than me we had IQ tests taken by the tree in the front yard(who always beats us in trivial pursuit) and he scored a whopping 4 while I only got a 3. He's a genius, thats why he has a job milking bulls with his mouth.