How to Be LAZY

I love work all I do is walk around with the expression that I don't understand anything, which weally I mean really I don't anyway. So you too could be like me, just look like a wetawd I mean retard and do nothing it's great. I spend my time talking to people about my ugly stupid kids, my hermaphorditism, and my semi-gay brother/husband. And I don't have to do a lick of work because people think I'm slow which I am. Just every once in a while I look like I'm doing something and people think I'm doing a good job, just because I'm retarded.