Long Weekend

Hi it was a long weekend for me and my family, we awe I mean are traveling missionaries on the weekend we reenact stories from the bible dressed up in Star Wars costumes. Thats me on the toilet. We are usually so busy on the weekends that I can't wait till Monday to go back to work so I can do nothing. Like this morning all I've done is just walk around and tell people how stupid and ugly my kids are. I get away with it because I am wetawded I mean retarded, I don't have to do anything and I still get paid. You could too if your IQ was 3 and you got out smarted by inanimate objects.