Grumpy Goat Syndrome

Hi all I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while, but I've been ill. Funny story actually my brother/husband got a new goat recently. Well we haven't been getting along to well so he was sleeping with the goat. Then the fiwst I mean first night he came back I woke up with my male part in him. Later that day I started to feel ill. I went to the Veterinarian he told me I had Grumpy Goat Syndrome. Its weally howwible I mean really horrible you get these strange urges to tell on people for made up stuff and goat milk shoots out your ass. Well since this wasn't the first time I have caught some disease from my brother/husband that had an animals name in the middle of it I just forgave him. He's my brother/cousin/husband after all.